Monday, June 19, 2006

The Care Bears find time to sit down and settle their differences



As most of you know ever since the late 80's the Care Bears have been at war with each other over territory in The Kingdom of Caring.
Today marks the first official sitdown between the key members of the Care bears Family.







It took place at New York City's Chelsea Piers. The Meatball Protection Program's staff reporter Mac Marack was on the scene to bring us this report.
















Funshine Bear: AKA Shifty Ray/Sunny the pick/The rainy day killer, Started the meeting off with a declaration of peace between the "families" and discussed a new plan to split up the cash businesses to try to end the local union strike to once again get production running on Sugar, Spice and everything nice.















Good Luck Bear: AKA Mickey the Quick/The Shamrock Slayer/The Four Leaf Thief, Represented the Local Union 196 and pushed for a pay raise for Bears the smiled a lot and presented a lower age for Caring retirement.











Friend Bear: AKA Daisy Danny/The Crowbar/Red-Head your Dead/The Stooly Stem, threw a wrench into the works by publicly bashing other Care Bears claiming to be "threatened" on many occations by both Funshine and Good Luck. Later it was brought to the attention of the summit that he was indeed earning money on the side by prostituting Rainbow Bright and Strawberry Shortcake. Not to mention the 10 years he did in State Prison for holding illegal "My Little Pony" Races and underground "Pound Puppy" fights. He was removed by Summit members and is now forced to live with the Kebler Elves.

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